December 2011
Your basic Sherlock fanfiction
psychopathsgetbored: It’s a normal day in 221b. John is making a cup of tea, and Sherlock is playing his violin. Suddenly, gay feelings, and then John gets an erection. “I deduce that we should have sex” “You’re so smart how did you know okay” Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. Something involving the word “slick”.
Dec 1st
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teleportati0n: OH MY GOD.  But that heron…what.
Dec 1st
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irishpimpcrowbar: notenoughpuff: reas0ns: dopejars: diegoxdisco: I JUST FUCKING SHIT MYSELF, OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING. OH MY FUCKINGAW34U8I5TNIGN52IUFN;LWIEJNIERWNJGJENF THE PHONE DID NOTHING JESUS PLEASE DON’T DRAG ME INTO THIS SEARCHING FOR A PLACE TO HIDE
Dec 1st
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Hey, cool cats.
Go here and vote for me so I have a chance at a stocking full of Honeydukes candy. Please and thank you!!
Dec 1st
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Mississippi had a governor and State Senator named...
And he was know for being short :DDD But he was also proud of being a racist white supremecist…
Dec 1st
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Wowsas. Do this and distract me from homework (:
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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Tomorrow is National Kiss Day, reblog if you will...
Dec 1st
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November 2011
A Certain Unexpected Vein of Pawky Humor: Dear... →
amenaza: This is something I’ve been discussing with my friends this evening, and a matter I urge you to consider. We’re getting a new season in about a month and something; we are all excited, and eager to see what Moffat and Gatiss have prepared for us, after all the teasing spoiler…
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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My friend touched Joey Richter, then she touched...
Thus, Joey Richter lovingly caressed my cheek. Obviously.
Nov 27th
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We are starting a census of people who are in any...
unofficialnerdart: X-Men Pokemon Lord of The Rings The Hunger Games Harry Potter Glee Doctor Who Sherlock Star Trek Star Wars Merlin iCarly Victorious YouTube Nerds House Bones Percy Jackson Disney Avatar The Last Airbender Inception Tim Burton Movies Misfits Stargate Battlestar Nerdfighteria Grey’s Anatomy Adventure Time 
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Nov 17th
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Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I...
liete: How I FEEEEEL about this character All the people I ship romantically with this character My non-romantic OTP for this character My unpopular opinion about this character One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
Nov 17th
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If SOPA passes, the following sites could be...
starkwords: Tumblr  Facebook Livejournal Twitter The Pirate Bay  Megaupload Megavideo Mediafire Wordpress Almost any forum site Tumblr TUMBLR TUMBLR Sign the damn petition
Nov 16th
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I still don't get how Sue eliminating arts...
Nov 16th
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I'm not sure how I feel about this Doctor Who...
I mean, sure, David Yates is a good director, but I don’t want a whole different story line! I don’t want a reboot, I want the 11th Doctor, then the 12th and so on. I mean, it would be kind of interesting to maybe see before the 1st Doctor’s series, maybe see him steal the Tardis or something, but I don’t know if I want to explore Gallifrey from his childhood. Part of the...
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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I think the name "Cumberbatch" sounds like it...
bankston: “Beware the Jabberwock, my son!   The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun   The frumious Cumberbatch!”
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timeywimeyholmes: mycroft’s fandoms are ace of cakes ultimate cake off cake boss amazing wedding cakes wedding cake wars  He tried watching Cupcake Wars, but the tiny size frustrated him.
Nov 14th
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Nov 10th
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princessdieistheword asked: Wait, I knew he was carjacked, but KIDNAPPED?
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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wonderlandsteashop asked: Well actually in regards to your pic of Cumberbatch smoking (very attractive pic by the way) , he said in an interview that he actually doesn't smoke.
Nov 7th
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