So I raise a morphine toast to you all.

22, English major.
Writer, doodler, day dreamer, procrastinator, cat lady, lover of pretty things.

pinkelephantsonparadeee:

geekgirlsmash:

the-underwoodwriter:

ex0skeletal:

Anatomical Heart Jewelry by Krinna on deviantART

I need a lapel pin version of these. That way I can wear my heart on my sleeves.

She has an Etsy shop.

One of each please

(via hungrylikethehippo)

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

(via diabeticasshole)

cumber-kitty:

I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar

image

then I realised

(via diabeticasshole)

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:

Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

Lawyer:

That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but she was wearin-

Lawyer:

I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but-

Lawyer:

I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes.

Laywer:

Yes, he raped her.

Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

chairhiro:

handsomejackass:

do-you-have-a-flag:

fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being

petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.

(via tulomne)

offcenteredleader:

sophieandherkind:

teenage-smoocher:

Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.

Goofy’s a dog?

there’s 2 types of people

(via diabeticasshole)

(Source: myhairydick, via beardpornography)

lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

(via diabeticasshole)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

Mum told me to take a photo with her car charger because it looks like a penis

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

Mum told me to take a photo with her car charger because it looks like a penis

image

(via diabeticasshole)

FUCKIN’ CENSORSHIP

heartsnbruises:

CAN’T NAME MY TEPIG IN POKEMON X “BACONATOR” BUT I CAN NAME HIM “ASSPOLICE.”

WHAT THE FUCK

(via diabeticasshole)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

(via diabeticasshole)

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

(via diabeticasshole)

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

(via diabeticasshole)

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

(via diabeticasshole)

sectumseverus19:

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via diabeticasshole)