So I raise a morphine toast to you all.

22, English major.
Writer, doodler, day dreamer, procrastinator, cat lady, lover of pretty things.

lefthanded-whitetern:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

oh gosh

lefthanded-whitetern:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

oh gosh

(via alisonofagun)

hohokev:

free him

(Source: accidentalfisting, via an-chor-s)

totallytrashley:

I think I love this a little too much.

This really cute tho

(Source: inourfamilyportrait, via moth-dreams)

feelingswithbrandy:

I really need to stop accepting less than this. Andy or nothing.

(Source: ppedropascal, via bonovaux)

rosadellalunaaa:

mellomeghan:

herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

rosadellalunaaa
please watch this

Omfg lmao I would like to point out that my shitty internet basically made this play in slow motion

(via moth-dreams)

(Source: sizvideos, via alittlebitofpcos)

blackseafoam:

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

The more you watch it the funnier it becomes. Magic!

blackseafoam:

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

The more you watch it the funnier it becomes. Magic!

(via destroyezioauditore)

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties, via paperlings)

luftangrepp:

The Riker Maneuver - without hesitation placing your crotch in eye level of other people as soon as opportunity arises.

luftangrepp:

The Riker Maneuver - without hesitation placing your crotch in eye level of other people as soon as opportunity arises.

(via allthatisbizarre)

Phone Lestrade, tell him there’s an escaped rabbit.

(Source: holmesworthy, via mirabilelectu)

oswalled:

The Avengers + Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don’t even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers."

(via amandaistheantichrist)

torterraoftropius:

ms-macky:

Caucasian Ovcharka

  • aka Caucasian Mountain Shepherds
  • aka Mini Russian Bears
  • 200 pounds of Bear hunting cuteness

bear-pups

(via diordie)